I’m in Government Sanctioned lockdown
with my Government Sanctioned cat
Without Government Sanctioned exercise
We’ll both get very fat
I had a Government Sanctioned walk
in the Government Sanctioned park
Kept a safe Government Sanctioned distance
from the joggers passing by
A Government Sanctioned toddler
dropped a Government Sanctioned sweet
Popped it back in her mouth
As a Government Sanctioned treat
After a Government Sanctioned hour
I returned to my Government Sanctioned home
Shut the Government Sanctioned door behind me
I was finally all alone
Ate a Government Sanctioned pasty
with a Government Sanctioned spud
managed eight Government Sanctioned press-ups
Then collapsed with a Government Sanctioned thud
I’m off to my Government Sanctioned bedroom
To have a Government Sanctioned sleep
Goodnight from Government Sanctioned Britain
You won’t hear a Government Sanctioned peep